Patrick was born the sixth child in an Irish Catholic family of six children in the suburbs of Cleveland. He fought like hell to obtain the attention he truly deserved and to this day he is a saint and a protector of women and children.

Yeah, just kidding, well, mostly anyhow. I love it when these pages are written in the third person as if someone else came in and wrote the About Me page. For me I imagine that person would probably be Harrison Ford, I have no idea why, I don’t know him or anything, but I do think it would be awesome if he wrote this section. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not being critical of those third person versions, in fact I’m sure I’ve done some of them, but just not “right” for this, or for now, for me.

Anyhow, yeah, I grew up as the sixth child amongst six siblings, that alone says a lot. Beyond that, well, the whole point of this freaking site is for it to be about me (so different than everything else in my life) sooooooo, as stated in my intro on the Home page, I think I’ll just leave it up to the site to introduce me to you, if needed. I think it’s more fun that way and way less egotistical, or, actually, way more egotistical. Shit, I don’t know, you decide.